LinkedIn is a special club which you can join on one condition — you have to become a part of a never-ending jerking off session. You need to jerk off everyone you see there and let people jerk you off as well. Otherwise, it won't work. I see extremely pretentious and stupid posts there getting tons of likes. It's like Epstein's network. Everybody knows that everyone there rapes minors, but they just pat each other on a shoulder, laugh and tell you how good you look today. An absolutely disgusting place.
